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BIG BOOBS > smol boobs

@newt small boobs > big boobs

@captainepoch you obviously have no clue about boobs or ordered sets

@newt Says to me the man with no clue about boobs whatsoever...

@captainepoch except i manhandle girls boobs every so often

@newt you should review your knowledge about boobs, man

@captainepoch my lizard brain says, big boobs are good because that means their owner has access to proper nourishment and will be able to provide my offspring with calories to grow strong and smart. Meanwhile, it also says that small boobs mean less food for offspring. Therefore, big boobs are better.

See? Can't argue with that!

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@newt That's a bait as big as your precious big boobs.

Because a girl has small boobs doesn't mean she's malnourished!

See? Your logic is flawed because of your lizard brain!

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@newt That's a bait as big as your precious big boobs.

Because a girl has small boobs doesn't mean she's malnourished nor she's not able to produce a good means of food for my offspring!

See? Your logic is flawed because of your lizard brain!

@captainepoch my lizard brain literally doesn't give a shit about that nuance comfyjoy

Big boobs mean more food. Wide hips mean more offspring. Therefore, girls with big boobs and wide hips are superiour!

@newt See? More flawed arguments!

You can have the same with a girl with small boobs!

Therefore small boobs are greater than big boobs!

@captainepoch but honestly, I just like the idea of offloading things like dating and most human interaction to the more primitive parts of my persona, leaving higher brain functions to deal with code.

@newt Yup, same, except I don't have a girlfriend at this very moment, so I just dream a bit

@captainepoch GET A GIRLFRIEND! What the hell are you waiting for? Don't you know that if you don't have a girlfriend, somebody has two? Stop making others take one extra for the team and do your part!!!

@newt That's not gonna happen this year, I'm afraid... Too much entropy in my life to get one.

@newt I can only wish...

@codingCoon yeah! Imagine having to date two, even three girls, all because some lazy prick like @captainepoch here refuses to get a girlfriend!

@newt@stereophonic.space @captainepoch@stereophonic.space I gotta admit I don't have a gf too. I could have get one, but my pathetic brain comes up with a lot of arguments. So I was lazy.

But to know some folks have to have two or three just because we don't do our part hit me hard.

@codingCoon @newt Yeah, I'm that kind of nohomo guy who mades newt to get multiple girlfriends!!!

@captainepoch @codingCoon @newt oof so much greatness to unpack here! 🤣

1. did you know humans are the only mammals in which females have big boobs when not nurturing?

2. look at elephants boobs.

3. we should get multiple boobs, just like women should get multiple dicks, and quit this "girl boy friend" bullshit.

4. if you know how to achieve 3, please let me know. my girlfriend will not love it, but she will have to deal with it! 😎
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@captainepoch@stereophonic.space @newt@stereophonic.space Don't feel made mate you are not alone, I know a lot of guys (including me) like that.

@codingCoon @newt We should get a girlfriend, though...